Curse

zehly · Aug 15, 2005, 05:21 AM // 05:21

Ok guys, every game needs one of these! I haven't seen one, so I'll start it!

You know you play too much Guild Wars when:

(1) You are reading this website while at work;
(2) You wake up wondering if America has favor or not, so you can farm;
(3) You go to Wal-Mart and tell an associate "WTB - Toilet Paper, PM Price";
(4) You daydream about character builds while not in front of the computer;
(5) You walk into 7-11 with a jar of ink and say "WTS - BLACK DYE 4 NEWPORTS";
(6) You complain to your friends about the economy in the game;
(7) You talk to other people about the game in real life in a non-casual manner;
(8) You design a cape and run around the mall saying "aDDICTED pLAYERS [aP] NOW RECRUITING - WE HAVE CAPES AND A GUILD HALL";
(9) You think your bedroom is a Guild Hall;
(10) You go to Abercrombie and Fitch with a bunch of snot and broken glass in a bag and ask "Where can I find the Fissure Armor?"

Hope you like!

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 15, 2005, 05:23 AM // 05:23

11. When you're working out new skill combos while driving.
12. When the current price of Black Dye or Ecto can ruin your day!
13. When you post more than once in a single guildwarsguru thread in a 24 hour period - and even lurk until you can read a response
14. When you can boast about having an opinion on the best way to clean up UW.
15. When you can actually tell if a place has been nerfed.

a_scrawny_gnoll01 · Aug 15, 2005, 05:25 AM // 05:25

(16) You play a ranger
(17) You greedily solo the UW with a mo/wa
(18) You dye your armor to the color of your case and monitor

Arturo02 · Aug 15, 2005, 05:26 AM // 05:26

#12: You grab a sword and run around the neighborhood yelling "I am using Sever Artery on Mr Smith!" as you attack them.

Shayul · Aug 15, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28

14.) When a teacher asks you a question, you wonder why he aggroed you when he was clearly outside of your aggro circle.

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 15, 2005, 05:34 AM // 05:34

16. When you can instantly recognize the difference between Bladed Aatxes and Minotaurs

Kai Nui · Aug 15, 2005, 05:34 AM // 05:34

15. When you can't sleep because you're playing

16. When you refer to the dinosaurs being killed as "The Searing"

17. When you dye your clothes silver

18. When you draw on your body with markers to simulate the monk and necro designs

19. When you're no longer leaving your chair to go to the bathroom

20. When you can't remember the last time you saw the sun

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 15, 2005, 05:48 AM // 05:48

- When you find yourself researching job opportunities and the cost of living in Korea

anti_z3r0 · Aug 15, 2005, 05:55 AM // 05:55

When you try to scroll down in programs by holding down the right mouse button.

When your friend is choking to death you try to find your remove hex skill.

When someone bends down to tie their shoes you shout "WATCH OUT TRAPS!"

When your friends get back from bear hunting you ask if they got any bear pelts that you could have to complete your quest.

Grigori Sokolov · Aug 15, 2005, 05:56 AM // 05:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

(10) You go to Abercrombie and Fitch with a bunch of snot and broken glass in a bag and ask "Where can I find the Fissure Armor?"

omg this one is hilarious

when you hear the word "cow" you think of bladed aataxes

d3fcon · Aug 15, 2005, 06:04 AM // 06:04

when you have enough time to post one of these threads..

a_scrawny_gnoll01 · Aug 15, 2005, 06:13 AM // 06:13

...if you have actively participated in a debate regarding the economy in Guild Wars.
...if you wake up in the morning to check the material traders before you go to work.
...if you use Guild Wars acronyms in every day speech.

Sereng Amaranth · Aug 15, 2005, 06:18 AM // 06:18

...if you hit Enter before replying to an IM convo.
...if you spend more time on GWG than in GW.

Thock · Aug 15, 2005, 06:28 AM // 06:28

....When you refer to your RL savings account as "storage"........what?.......oh dont tell me im the only one who has done this.......please?

Chad · Aug 15, 2005, 07:30 AM // 07:30

- When you watch ESPN's Pardon the Interruption show and think of Mesmers.
- When you visit your doctor for whatever reason and tell him "Nice healing" as you're leaving.
- When you buy dye at a store and purposely spill it all over your shirt in an attempt to change its color.
- When you're around a group of energetic kids that are annoying you, you scream "Fear Me!"
- When you see someone walking down the street with gothic clothing and wonder if he or she specializes in curses or blood magic.
- When you can figure out the correct pronounciation of "Conflagration".
- When you see someone praying and think about spirit spam.
- When you get a long stick, pour oil on the whole thing except for one of the ends, then light it on fire and consider it a fiery dragon sword.
- When you buy a cheap bow at a store and attach some neon lights to it to make it seem like its glowing.
- When you try to steal belts being worn by random people so that you can give them to the pre-ascencion collector of worn belts.

BlaineTog · Aug 15, 2005, 07:39 AM // 07:39

... When you try to convert any or all of the professions into D&D classes so that you can play pen-and-paper Guild Wars.

Eonwe · Aug 15, 2005, 07:40 AM // 07:40

When instead of actually laughing at something, you just say "slash laugh"

spiritofcat · Aug 15, 2005, 09:50 AM // 09:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sereng Amaranth

...if you hit Enter before replying to an IM convo.
...if you spend more time on GWG than in GW.

Oh yes, that enter thing! I do that all the time now!

As an Australian:
When you get up at 6am because it will be 4pm in America and your Guildies will be online.

Manfy · Aug 15, 2005, 10:31 AM // 10:31

When you keep shouting "Charge!" when you run.
When the only dream you have is "finding an ecto", and every morning you log in to check if it was true.

Charcoal Ann · Aug 15, 2005, 10:34 AM // 10:34

Its really bad if you find yourself unable to laugh properly and instead say lol to all jokes...